I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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