its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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