If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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