so explain again why im purple
no
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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