Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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