Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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