Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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