i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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