hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
honey bunches of taint.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
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