If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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