I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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