Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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