just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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