are you still at the devil's house?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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