She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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