next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Randomize
