What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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