I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
