i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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