Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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