Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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