he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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