She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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