He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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