Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Randomize
