Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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