Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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