I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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