He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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