Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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