This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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