If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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