We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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