I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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