You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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