Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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