All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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