Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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