I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I need a hoe opinion
go on
wow bdsm is so cute
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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