So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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