Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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