Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You are a genius and a whore.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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