Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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