Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
