now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
My breasts were aching with rage.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
try to milk me bitch
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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