You're completely useless in the revolution.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
We got so high we made milksteak
I love having hate sex.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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