so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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