people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I need a burrito and a hug.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
