You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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