she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Randomize
