38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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