How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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