I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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