yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Pooping to opera.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
