my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
party gras won. party gras always wins.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
