Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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